Corrupt A Wish

Okay so if you are on PSN, you no how it works. For those who don't know this is how it works.

The first poster a.k.a me, will make a wish. The next person will corrupt the wish, then make their own wish.

Example:

User1: I wish for a dollar.
User2: Granted, but its counterfeit
I wish I had some icecream.
User3: Granted, but it expired three years ago.
etc. etc.


So here we go:

I wish I had something to drink.

Unfortunately its poisoned
I wish I had real, obediant pokemon...

Granted, but it's an Oddish
I wish I was famous and everyone loved me

Granted but they want to take parts of your body as a soveneir
I wish that I could rule the world and no one hated me enough to rebel...

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